danisnotonfire:

omg they named a haribo after me and phil!!
heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

bleerios:

honeysaint:

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

#i miss classic earth #season one was so perfect

(via myreasonstofangirl)


dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

(Source: buttsext, via superblys)

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"

You’re gonna get depressed sometimes. You’re gonna have weeks where you don’t feel like eating. Where gravity is working overtime, like it’s afraid of getting laid off, and you can barely lift your fork to your mouth.

And you are going to have a choice.

Do you want to see this world as ugly or beautiful?

"
-George Watsky - Letter to My 16-Year-Old Self (x)

(Source: myownprotagonist, via unnaturral)


zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via unnaturral)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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(via unnaturral)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

image

(Source: waaycest, via unnaturral)


stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

(via unnaturral)

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astoria-art:

*drops pjo pokemon au and runs*