"Did I ever tell you I've got a thing for brunettes?"

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morevulcans:

All pedophiles are trash, no exceptions. There is no “Kink-shaming” about it. Protect survivors at all costs.

Pedophilia is not a fucking kink. A kink is like when someone likes to suck on toes or some shit. Or get bound. Or eat food off their partner. ALL of these things with consenting adults only. But being sexually attracted to children is not a fucking kink. It’s a crime.

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marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

officialunitedstates:

latticearchive:

officialunitedstates:

wondering if i will sneeze today

keep us posted

no.  its none of your business

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deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

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thecalebfarley:

If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

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mindfang:

never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety

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intricatelystructuredjewel:

originallonemagpie:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

<Adds her to the list of historical events and people I’d love to write about.>



Holy amazing plot material!!! This movie would win ALL the awards!!

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

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